Superman Internet-ClusterFuck

I am as excited as the next Superman fan about the Man of Steel premiere. I love super-cool-no-way-in-hell-this-would-happen-in-real-life-fantasy-movies. Especially when you consider the price of a movie ticket

But excitement is one thing — And trying to milk the internet popularity of Man of Steel is another — not that I have a problem with trying to boost traffic. The problem is when they overdo it with senseless crap.

Examples:

USA TODAY: Why Superman is the greatest American hero 
The Man of Steel, in movies and comic books, has reflected us during the past 75 years. All-American Superman. Superman may have undergone some changes over the years but he still remains the all-American superhero... blah blah blah

He's NOT real!

RollingStone : The Superman We Deserve
Whether or not Man of Steel and Henry Cavill's performance in it are any good will be the subject of debate for a while. But even if you didn't like them, you have to admit that Cavill's Superman is one for our times. After all, every age gets the ... blah blah blah

The only Superman we need is one that leads to a more awesome sequel.

USA TODAY: Can Superman overcome box office Kryptonite?
While the son of Krypton remains America's most iconic superhero and one of its most popular comic books, Superman has had little luck over 35 years getting a film franchise off the ground... blah blah blah

USA Today is really on that blue utter.

Washington Post (blog): What Superman and Mitt Romney have in common

Is it the hair? Or the 'I live in a fantasy world' part?

Daily Beast: Who the Hell is Henry Cavill?

He's Superman... what rock have you been hiding under.

The Slatest: The neurological explanation for why the Daily Planet staff falls for the ...
The most powerful superhero of all time, Superman, has arguably the worst disguise of all time. A slight application of hair gel and some glasses turn the Man of Steel, the statuesque savior of humanity, into Clark Kent, a mild-mannered reporter at the... blah blah blah

You know that person that takes everything too serious?

MTV.com: 'Man of Steel': What Happened To Superman's Underwear?
Considering he's the first superhero ever created, creators Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster only had history to draw from when they brought Superman to life in 1938. Every major styling choice we attribute to superheroes comes from Superman: capes, tights ...

I honestly forgot that MTV existed.

NBCNews.com: From Superman saga to real-life science: It's not an impossible leap...

Yes it is.

Kansas City Star: What's next? Will Superman get some super friends?
The Kansas City Star. So the billion dollar question is ... can "Man of Steel" help DC Comics catch up to Marvel Comics at the box office?

Just wait... Kansas will catch up eventually.